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Reborn- "Ten Years Down" [Oct. 17th, 2006|10:08 pm]
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Still sussing out the characters so this is probably OOC to the max or something. HA like that's stopped me before. XD;;

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Title: Ten Years Down
Universe: Reborn
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: YamaxGoku, Lambo, Tsuna, Reborn
Warnings/Spoilers: Um, not really, unless you’ve read so little you know nothing about Lambo. >> Also, OOC and stupidity.
Word Count: 1,435
Summary: A glimpse into the future looks bleak.
Dedication: shiroro- it’s not porn, but you know, it probably will be one day knowing me. >>
A/N: First Reborn fic! I am exhausted from work, so this will probably be very short and retarded, but I needed a warm-up fic for the meme I just started. XD;;
Disclaimer: Not mine, though I wish constantly.
Distribution: Just lemme know.



It didn’t start out as a particularly extraordinary situation for them considering— Lambo had pissed Gokudera off (as usual), resulting in Gokudera grabbing and shaking the toddler like he killed babies professionally (it was probably a chapter in the instruction book at the very least), while Yamamoto tried to hold him back good-naturedly, saying that kids made mistakes all the time.

“Yeah? Kids die all the time too,” Gokudera snarled, and reached for his dynamite while Yamamoto shifted to try and extract a sobbing Lambo from the enraged assassin’s grasp.

In the ensuing struggle baby Lambo managed to gain enough leverage to draw a weapon— yes, that weapon— and fired it at himself quickly as Gokudera shook him, thinking (probably correctly) that taking the height and size advantage away from the crazed explosives expert would maybe save him from being shaken to death.

He missed. His own face.

And thus—despite having started off relatively normally considering-- the unbelievable nature of the current situation was born.

“How do you miss yourself?” Tsuna asked—boggled-- as everyone in the room stared at a now 23-year old Yamamoto as he stood blinking and still clutching baby Lambo in a sort of makeshift tug-of-war with Gokudera.

After the blinking stopped he paused, turned to assess the situation. “Oh, someone must have used the cannon!” he exclaimed as good-naturedly as always. Everyone—when they thought about it-- supposed that was the part of him that would most likely not to change, even ten years down. “Man,” he continued, just as cheerfully, “I forgot that toys were really advanced ten years ago too!”

Everyone stared.

They’d at least expected that part of him to change after a whole ten years. Was he retarded?

“Hi Tsuna!” the grown Yamamoto greeted first, releasing his hold on Lambo and waving at the ten-years-younger version of his boss with the same warm familiarity he did in the present.

“Hi,” Tsuna responded, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say.

“Hi Lambo-baby!” grown-Yamamoto continued, and patted the toddler’s head warmly.

His eyes landed on Gokudera next, the poor abused Bovino assassin still suspended in the air between them. “Ha-chan!” His smile broadened, somehow. “I forgot how cute you were ten years ago!! Hi!!”

Gokudera blinked. “What the hell did you just call me?”

“Ha-chan!” 23-year-old Yamamoto repeated just as happily, if slightly louder on the chance that Gokudera just hadn’t heard him the first time.

Gokudera blinked again. Dropped Lambo (he hit the floor with a little “urk” but was otherwise unharmed), forgetting how he’d been planning to kill the brat just moments ago.

A long, tense silence.

And then, “THAT’S IT, YOU DIE NOW!!!”

Yamamoto pouted. “You can’t kill me. You love me.”

“I’M PRETTY SURE I DON’T.” To prove it, Gokudera pulled out a block of C4 (his special friend) and promptly attached it to a bundle of dynamite. “LEMME SHOW YOU.”

Yamamoto grinned. “You’re so cute when you’re angry.”

“What’s going on here?” Tsuna whispered nervously to Reborn.

“Things happen in ten years,” the one year old responded, wisely if unclearly.

“Huh,” Tsuna murmured, because there really wasn’t anything else to say on the matter.

“You might wanna get outta here boss,” Gokudera began, and lit the fuse to his dynamite bundle with the end of his cigarette. “Like, a five mile radius of here.”

“DON’T BLOW UP MY HOUSE AGAIN!” Tsuna shouted.

Yamamoto—more than a head taller than Gokudera now—simply grinned and pulled the other boy close. “Kyaaa I forgot how adorable you used to be! Not that you aren’t now, but you know… you’re so young!”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!” Gokudera shouted, and squirmed, still holding the hissing explosives. “I’M ABOUT TO BLOW YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, BASTARD!”

Yamamoto beamed (or maybe glowed was a better word) and ruffled Hayato’s hair in an overly familiar way before licking the tips of his fingers and deftly pinching out the hissing fuse on the piece of dynamite the other gangster had lit, like he’d done it a hundred times before. “Don’t be so grumpy, Ha-chan. Don’t you want to know about us ten years from now?”

Gokudera struggled in the adult’s stronger grasp, looking up at him with supremely ruffled hair and anger so angry it was almost… well, embarrassed. “You ten years from now will just be dead after I kill you, so I don’t care!!”

“Oh, you,” Yamamoto said, with an unfamiliar familiar warmth in his voice. He smiled and leaned forward.

And everyone stared (there really wasn’t anything else to do) as 23-year-old Yamamoto kissed 13-year-old Gokudera.

Innocently enough, mind. Just a peck really… but still. Still.

“That’s kind of illegal,” Tsuna gaped, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say.

“We’re in the business of illegal,” Reborn reminded him, and drop kicked Lambo out of the window when the other toddler tried to take advantage of the distraction and spork his rival in the throat.

“Oh yeah,” Tsuna echoed, and knew Lambo would probably land in a bush or something—he was a pretty lucky kid when it came to things like that.

In the meantime, Gokudera blinked stupidly up at Yamamoto-the-elder after they broke apart, the brown-haired young man pulling back and grinning down at him. Gokudera may or may not have been blushing just a little bit.

“Sorry!” Yamamoto said, and didn’t sound sorry at all as he laughed and rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “Ha-chan is just so cute, now and ten years from now, I couldn’t help myself.”

Gokudera stared.

A beat.

“RIGHT. I’M KILLING YOU NOW.”

And he pulled out even more dynamite from somewhere, and was so angry he couldn’t see straight (and he felt kind of strange in the stomach too—not in the same way Bianchi made him feel mind-- but still kind of bad and weird all at the same time). “PREPARE TO DIE!!” he cried, and readied to launch his volley of explosives just as…

…five minutes ended.

Everyone blinked as a cloud of ominous dust suddenly appeared (they still didn’t know where exactly, all that dust came from whenever five minutes were up after the ten-year cannon got used), the smog briefly engulfing 23-year-old Yamamoto completely from view.

“Bye everyone from ten years ago!” he called, and waved as he disappeared.

A weird little “pop” noise and some cleared up mystery dust later left everyone with just regular-Yamamoto standing there again, blinking. “Weird,” he said, and waved a hand in front of his face to dispel remnants of the fog. “Kids toys these days, man…”

Gokudera stared at him.

Yamamoto grinned. “Yo,” he said, casually. “You’ll never believe what I just saw.”

“What?” Gokudera asked, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say right now. His voice was a little bit small.

“There was some guy who looked like your older brother or something-- all naked and kind of surprised to see me, I think. Even though he knew my name. Man, talk about awkward.”

Gokudera looked absolutely sullen. “Naked?”

Yamamoto nodded.

Naked?”

“Yup,” the other boy answered verbally this time, just in case the nod from before hadn’t worked and Gokudera needed further clarification.

A beat.

Gokudera’s shoulders slumped.

Yamamoto blinked and watched his presumed friend as he suddenly shoved a stick of dynamite in either of his own ears before replacing the cigarette in his mouth with a third stick. “What’re you doing?” he asked, and was kind of concerned. “Some sort of weird new game?”

“Boss, I’m going outside to kill myself,” Gokudera told Tsuna, and walked passed Yamamoto in a sort of dazed, highly depressed manner.

Everyone watched him stroll listlessly out the door.

“We broke his soul,” Reborn diagnosed, clinically.

“I’ll go buy him some cocoa,” Yamamoto offered—good-naturedly-- after a moment, even if he had absolutely no idea what was going on. “That always cheers me up when I’m down!”

He jogged out the door after Gokudera.

“Bring me some too,” Reborn called after him.

Tsuna stared. “Shouldn’t we be more concerned about breaking Gokudera’s soul?”

“We’re in the business,” Reborn reminded him, simply.

When Tsuna continued to look concerned, the baby assassin simply waved him off dismissively. “We know Gokudera’s alive ten years in the future, right?”

“Huh,” Tsuna murmured, supposing that was true enough.

He thought about it for a minute.

“…we also know Gokudera waits around for Yamamoto naked in ten years!” he cried after a moment.

He paused. Glanced out the window.

A beat.

And then, “Maybe we shouldn’t let them hang out with each other so much.”


END



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[User Picture]From: shini_tenshi
2006-10-18 05:45 am (UTC)
Whee! This was so fun! I only recently started reading Reborn, but it sounds so canon! I can't wait for when you write more!
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 06:16 am (UTC)
Reborn is so great. Haha YamaxGoku is like ZoxSan but with more flailing and less actual attacking. XD
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[User Picture]From: shiroro
2006-10-18 06:51 am (UTC)
OH MY FUCKEN GOD!!! LMAO!!

TAICHOU! You know what. . . YOU CAN WRITE MAFIA LIKE SANO MAULS A LAMP POST! (omg did I write a poetic sentence right there?!)

IT'S BRILLIANT! I can't believe how you grasped all the characters so well! I DIED at the Ha-chan part though. X_X;; Okay, so that part doesn't seem too Yamamoto, but he might say that JUST to spite Gokudera. LOL >_>

oh man, THAT is like. . .THE WIN! MOREEEE~~~ MORE PLEASE! XDDD MAFIAAAA!!!
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 05:11 pm (UTC)
HAHA TEN YEARS I COULD SEE THEM HAVING CUTE PET NAMES FOR ONE ANOTHER.

Yama would be sweet and call him Ha-chan and like the way his forehead wrinkled all angry. And Goku woul call him DUMBASS BASTARD (in caps like that) and struggle even though he likes the sex lots. XD
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[User Picture]From: aoi_tenshi
2006-10-18 07:30 am (UTC)
That fic....WAS ALL SORTS OF AWESOME!!!! Please to write more *_*? Not necessarily a continuation of this, but just Reborn fanfics in general! That made me laugh so much XD
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 05:31 pm (UTC)
I've got two Reborn fics I owe from the meme I started on my journal yesterday! And will possibly have more later too, so no worries! XD
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[User Picture]From: arrankaara
2006-10-18 08:19 am (UTC)
At last! *cries emo tears* A YamaGoku fic!! I've been wanting to read one since forever~♥! You write 'em more, missy!

*dies from happiness*
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 05:32 pm (UTC)
I believe My friend ashesto also writes them? And she's better than me so you know, you should check her out. XD
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[User Picture]From: escagirluk
2006-10-18 09:20 am (UTC)
Awws! That's so cute! I love how, err, Goku?... is totally all freaked out, but Yama is so laid back about the whole them together when they grow up thing!

And, got to say... is this an anime? 'Cause I don't have the money to start buying yet *another* manga! I'm already buying Love Mode, Bleach, Sorcerer Hunters... and various little bits and pieces... But my computer (and anime or games) comes first! ::glares in general direction of front door:: Here postman, postman, postman! Bring Mummy the first few pieces of her new computer! BRING IT! NOW! ::snarls:: Darn you non-working Jedi mind-tricks!

I'm gonna go see if this is an anime... It sounds really interesting!
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 05:33 pm (UTC)
It's an anime now too, but I don't believe any of it is subbed yet. ^_^;;
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[User Picture]From: blur_panda
2006-10-18 10:32 am (UTC)

Katekyo hitman reborn fic?!?!! *slobbers*

*HANDS OVER A RACK OF SMOOTH, NUBILE YOUNG BOY SERVANT*
PLZ TAKE MY HUMBLE OFFERING OH MIGHTY ONE WHO WRITES BEYOND TASTY YAMA/GOKUDERA CRACK FIC. MY LOVE FOR U WILL NEVER EVER END. *mems*

Btw that could so be a clip off the actual series. Freaking awsume.<3 'cept the BL moment of course. ;) Love their dialouge to bits, haven't laughed so hard at a fic in awhile!
Your ability to get the tone, atmosphere, characters so darn IC and perfect for all the fanfics you write is beyond amazing. *shoves cookie into pocket* Thanks for sharing! =D
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 05:37 pm (UTC)

Re: Katekyo hitman reborn fic?!?!! *slobbers*

YAY BOY SERVANTS! SHIRO TURNED ME INTO A OLD PERV WHO LIKES TO PREY ON THEM.

And dude, the BL moment... LOL I think this author puts in enough of his own. XD THE BELTS! THE CHOCO BANANAS! YES! XD
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-10-18 07:33 pm (UTC)

from jeina

yamamoto is such an idiot~ not even getting older made him smarter.

and ya know what? strangely enough, gokudera is really popular with the girls >=) poor kid, i wonder how yamamoto seduced him over to the dark side.
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-18 08:09 pm (UTC)

Re: from jeina

Haha it's becaus Bianchi ruined Gokudera for girls forever. XD
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[User Picture]From: bloodyteaspoon
2006-10-22 06:32 pm (UTC)
OMG. <3333
-sputters-

...
[My dear, I'm afraid I'm going to spam your mailbox with fangirling. I'm sorry.]
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-22 06:50 pm (UTC)
I have no complaints! XD
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From: zephyr_design
2006-10-23 05:35 pm (UTC)

“That’s kind of illegal,” Tsuna gaped, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say.



You owns my life.
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-10-23 06:38 pm (UTC)
ZOMG LOVE FOR YOUR ICON!!

LOL And in anime I guess pedophiles are kind of funny. XD
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[User Picture]From: sw_inku
2006-10-25 02:43 am (UTC)
HOW DID I MISS THIS???????
Best lines
“That’s kind of illegal,”

“We broke his soul,”

WIN.

Your characterization has gotten alot better from this but this is still good too! :D
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-11-07 07:58 pm (UTC)
LOL I'M LEARNING? XD
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[User Picture]From: pearljamz
2006-11-07 03:04 pm (UTC)
LOL!
This is so brilliantly written! I know it's kind of late to give reviews BUT WOW! I am soo going to read all your other fanfics!

2 thumbs up for Tsuna's stupid comments..lol
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2006-11-07 07:58 pm (UTC)
Tsuna is grade-A stupid. XD
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[User Picture]From: yukitsu
2007-04-18 04:52 am (UTC)
“That’s kind of illegal,” Tsuna gaped, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say. -- Oh, I so love your Tsuna.

YOU BROKE GOKUDERA'S SOUL! XD
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2007-04-18 06:52 am (UTC)
I'M IN THE BUSINESS. XD
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[User Picture]From: soloproject
2007-10-05 05:10 pm (UTC)
XD XD Oh Yamamoto u r so smooooth ♥ I love the way you write Tsuna though XD
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[User Picture]From: peroxidepest17
2007-10-05 07:53 pm (UTC)
Tsuna is fun, because he can work logically he just doesn't have the power to do anything about it. XD
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[User Picture]From: astrokender
2008-05-10 06:34 am (UTC)
OMFG! Win!

“That’s kind of illegal,” Tsuna gaped, because he couldn’t think of anything else to say.

“We’re in the business of illegal,” Reborn reminded him, and drop kicked Lambo out of the window when the other toddler tried to take advantage of the distraction and spork his rival in the throat.

Best lines ever! *dies laughing*

I have to memory this one. XD
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[User Picture]From: anya_urameshi
2008-10-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
I completely agree.
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[User Picture]From: tyreling
2008-05-20 02:28 am (UTC)
*de-lurks after a long time*
XDD Ahaha, I've just recently discovered the series and just wow, you've written some Reborn! fics. I'm so happy.
This fic is really funny. XDD Poor Hayato. I was really hoping for him and Yamamoto to get together or something... they have so much rivalry love going on. XDD I love how cynical/beat Reborn's comments were. Wahaha~! I especially love the description of zombie!Hayato walking out to kill himself. Poor darling, broken soul. XDD

Nice work!
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